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Ask me about the time I…

Enrolled in a cattle rancher academy and became officially certified
Took a train to D.C. for a bodybuilding conference
Attended Mass for a month
Snuck a decapitated baby into theaters
Applied for a job as an owner of a local coffee shop
Ran a focus group of people with piss k!nks
Went bowling everyday for a week
Called Value Village and Savers stores across the U.S. and Canada
Went to engineering career fairs and interviewed the recruiters instead
Hung out with firefighters from the local Fire Department
Browsed OnlyFans on school WiFi
Became a dogless regular at the local dog park