I'll go to any lengths for the sake of research. Ask me about the time I… @ Nonfiction Fed stray cats with the residents of an Arizona trailer park Attended the world's largest cat culture convention, CatCon Sat down in the homes of strangers to hear their philosophies on love Danced at a secret rave in a Bronx bodega Watched an underground Lucha Libre fight on a Bushwick rooftop Twerked virtually at the premier Latin Club on Roblox Sat in on a federal illegal immigration trial Shook hands with the Prime Minister of Kosovo Pretended to own a company to take a finance course in Jamaica, Queens Met with a real financial consultant about my fake small business Joined a support group for disabilities, chronic, and terminal illnesses Inspected hospitals in Indiana, led by a golden retriever tour guide Got rejected from the Ritz-Carlton leadership seminar Got readmitted to the Ritz-Carlton leadership seminar Helped throw Wrestlemania on the New York City subway @ VCU Brandcenter Enrolled in a cattle rancher academy and got officially certified Took a train to D.C. for a bodybuilding conference Attended Mass for a month Snuck a decapitated baby into theaters Applied for a job as an owner of a local coffee shop Ran a focus group of people with piss k!nks Went bowling everyday for a week Went to engineering career fairs and interviewed the recruiters instead Hung out with firefighters from the local Fire Department Browsed OnlyFans on school WiFi @ BarkleyOKRP Called Value Village and Savers stores across the U.S. and Canada Became a dogless regular at the local dog park