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Client: Friskies @ Nonfiction
Fed stray cats with the residents of an Arizona trailer park
Attended the world's largest cat culture convention, CatCon
Sat down in the homes of strangers to hear their philosophies on love
Client: Don Julio @ Nonfiction
Danced at a secret rave in a Bronx bodega
Watched an underground Lucha Libre fight on a Bushwick rooftop
Twerked virtually at the premier Latin Club on Roblox
Sat in on an illegal immigration trial at a federal courthouse
Client: Openbank @ Nonfiction
Met the Prime Minister of Kosovo
Pretended to own a business to take a finance course in Jamaica, Queens
Met with a real financial consultant about my fake small business
@ VCU Brandcenter
Enrolled in a cattle rancher academy and got officially certified
Took a train to D.C. for a bodybuilding conference
Attended Mass for a month
Snuck a decapitated baby into theaters
Applied for a job as an owner of a local coffee shop
Ran a focus group of people with piss k!nks
Went bowling everyday for a week
Went to engineering career fairs and interviewed the recruiters instead
Hung out with firefighters from the local Fire Department
Browsed OnlyFans on school WiFi
@ BarkleyOKRP
Called Value Village and Savers stores across the U.S. and Canada
Became a dogless regular at the local dog park